I love my...

Welcome to the first installment of "I love my Mondays", where I discuss a few things in my life that I really love right now. Let's begin.

1. I love my pencil sharpener. Last year, I had the crappiest pencil sharpener in the whole school. I would have to stop class to wait on kids that were taking forever to sharpen their pencils. No more. My new pencil sharpener is like a mix between a major home appliance and a power tool. It will sharpen a brand new pencil in four seconds.... "and the U.S. takes gold in Olympic pencil sharpening!"

2. I love my alma mater. I recently heard that if Auburn University were competing for itself in the Beijing Olympics, we would be sixth in the medal count! What!? War Olympics!

3. I love my new counter space. Yesterday, my dad came down to Auburn to help me extend the counter space in my kitchen. We went to home depot and bought a four foot section of counter top (similar in color to the existing counter). We cut it up and installed it. Is it perfect? No. Did we punch a large hole in the kitchen wall? Yes. Does it get the job done and look really good for two amatuers? Yes! Thanks Dad!